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Harvest Guardian Hospital

cross and hospital sign Within the past few months, we have completed our acquisition and transition of Boulder-Springs Rosary East hospital to Harvest Guardian hospital. Medical services for all Acolyticans in the Boulder-Springs region will be provided on a sliding scale based on Levels of Attainment within the Church. In the case of requirements for very specialized treatment, Acolyticans with the Attainment of Acolyte and above will be flown to Boulder-Springs from any location in the world.

900 Guardian Boulevard

Boulder-Springs Colorado 80887-7154

Random Facts*

On the average, Acolyticans commit 17.75% of their annual earnings to the Church.

--Facts about Acolytica

Our Leaders' Words*

"Nature saw that mankind, with the potential for limitless intelligence and the libido of jackrabbits, would soon overwhelm the earth's resources. So she gave them greed and religion as reasons to kill each other.

We can work with that."

--- Rev. Perseus Cade

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We Are Everywhere

Acolyticans can be found in 115 countries throughout the world. Major instructional/conditioning campuses are located in:
Auckland, New Zealand Brighton, UK Charleston, SC, USA	Delhi, India Hawar Islands, Qatar Johannesburg, RSA		Kiev, Ukraine Mogadishu, Somalia Osaka, Japan	Redmond, WA, USA Solace Creek, CO, USA Tel Aviv, Israel